When I was 17 I started seeing this guy. We’d been meeting up for a loonnnggg while, but he never told me his age. When we had first met, he asked me to ‘guess’ how old he was. I figured he was about 23/24. He never pushed anything on me. We would cuddle and kiss. He always let me initiate if I wanted anything more. But we never had sex. I was a virgin, and I didn’t even let him finger me. But on my 18th birthday, he offered to go down on me. It was the first time he had ever initiated anything more. And since I was now 18, I decided I was ready to take it a step further. – Did I mention this guy had a tounge piercing? It was amazing. I continued seeing this guy. But on one occasion, I was so caught up in the moment – excited by the prospect of him going down on me again – I completely forgot I was on my period. A mistake I have never EVER made again. Because as he put his hand down the front of my trousers, he and I both realised – at the same time – that what he had just felt was the sanitary pad in my knickers. I was mortified. Felt physically sick. He was really nice about it, and we continued to ‘fool around’ in other ways (‘fool around’ also sounds weird, but I can’t think of a better way to put it right now). But I have never forgotten the moment that we both suddenly stopped everything we were doing. All because of that weird crinkle of plastic and pad. Anyway, so this guy that I had been seeing since I was 17, I eventually found out that he was 29 years old. It wasn’t until I had already fallen in (what I thought was) love with him that I learnt he was 11 years older than me. There’s a WHOLE other story here – but I’ll save that for another time… . Point is: he was 11 years older than me. And that’s why he waited until I was 18 to initiate anything further. And probably why he didn’t act like a complete child the first time I accidentally let him touch the sanitary pad in my knickers.
Once got black out drunk at a club while trying to flirt with a crush, threw up on them and had to have my bestie come pick me up at 3am
I drunkenly made out with one of my longest and closest friends in the club… but we’ve been together for 4 years now so moral of the story is sometimes risks pay off
For years I had no idea how tf to ride a boy, so when my (then) boyfriend put me on top I just bounced up n down so hard that I fell off and almost broke his dick. He shouted in pain and had to have a moment to compose himself. It was embarrassing af.
I slept with my exes situational friend
I took a guy home from the club back in freshers week. It was all going good until he had to go to the toilet (for context i have an ensuite and i'm on the ground floor in my flat). He was in there for quite a long time until i heard the toilet flush and then again and then again. After like 20 minutes i hadn’t heard anything and he still hadn’t come out of the toilet. I was starting to get worried that he was sick or something since we both had been drinking quite a bit. So i went and knocked on the toilet door asking if he was okay or need any help. I knocked like 5 times yet still no response. I decided to try and open the door but turns out he locked it and there was no way for me to open it from the outside. Now i was extremely concerned because i had what i thought was as an unresponsive man locked in my bathroom. So i call 911 so they could get someone to help me unlock the door (since it now became an emergency situation). After like 20 minutes of waiting fire men came to break the door open. Once the finally open the door we’re met with an empty bathroom, extremely blocked toilet and a wide open window. Turns out he clogged my toilet and made a ran for it. No idea how i missed the extremely foul shit smell. He even left his jacket and jumper in my room. Anyways took a while before my landlord believed this story, i still have to pay for the broken door. I haven’t heard from him since.
Sometimes I just sleep with guys when the dates get awkward. Like we don’t know to talk about anymore? Let’s go home and have sex
So i met a girl at a club, turns out she was a lady boy, i didnt know this until we were back at mine. I was so horny so i just said fuck it and had a night of fun. I havent told anyone about this. 8/10 experience.
I stole over £200 in cash from my work and no one ever found out or suspected me
last Saturday I went home to visit my family. I met my dad's friend at a pub. I went over to say hi to him and I guess at this point we were both already quite tipsy. we chatted for a while and well he was quite flirty... him and his mates got a cab to go to a different bar and somehow convinced me and my mate to go with them. my dad's friend, let's call him mark, was so flirty, I don't know if it was the booze but I found him so hot lol. we danced and we made out at this bar. I don't know what got into me but I decided to go back home with him. I was actually super nervous because I've known this guy since I was like 14/15 and always found hi handsome. he made me a drink and we had sex in his living room. the sex wasn't mind blowing to be fair but it felt super hot because it felt like we had to sneak around even though we are both adults and both single. 10/10. would do it again ;)
I had sex with my flatmate. I guess she's bi but we never talked about it? we were literally having a conversation about sex toys and like which ones we have and also we were both quite stoned. I went to her room to look at her vibes and well the rest is history.. we were so high lol it was great. if your reading this and you know who I am. let's do it again lol - my room next time ;)
I have a confession to make. My perfect night shattered when I stumbled upon him in my father's business, his hands reaching for the prized chandelier. "Stop," I pleaded, but he didn't listen. Instead, he pulled me close, and we lost ourselves in passion until morning. As he vanished in a cop's uniform, urging me to Mexico, I felt torn. Years later, a postcard revealed he had a son, now a chief of police. Hope flickered as I waited in Paris, faithful despite his absence. But he never came. Betrayed and abandoned, I realised our love was just another stolen moment. And as I stood alone, I knew he'd chosen the chandelier over me.
I am an absolute slut for the 50 yr old partners in my company
I have absolutely no self control when it comes to protecting but will always be shocked when my period is late
I once slept with two different guys on two consecutive nights, and on a separate occasion, I moaned another boy’s name during sex with someone else.